The 5 most annoying gun cliches

[TFOGGER]

Why are you carrying that pistol, are you expecting trouble?

No mam, if I was expecting trouble I would have brought my rifle.

...and friends with rifles!

[tmleadr03]

Stolen from my FB feed.

If you ever break into a house, and from upstairs you hear "Finally!," followed by a locker opening, followed by "Eeny Meeny Miny Moe..."

..you chose the wrong house.

[KevDen2005]

I miss my ex but my aim is improving.

We're really just naming stupid bumper stickers at truck stops now.

On My God, I hate this bumper sticker and the "Keep Honking, I'm reloading." It gives gun people a bad name and my mind always thinks way too far into it. Like, if you're reloading does that mean you already fired between 6 and 15 shots and couldn't hit anything? And, Why are you shooting at someone honking, is there something else going on? Or, Why is the person behind you honking, are you driving like a complete asshat, like doing 30 in the number one lane and all they want to do is get around you and now you are going to blast them.

See, a bumper sticker should not do this to someone.

[spqrzilla]

And here I was hoping to learn KevDev's reaction to my bumper sticker "DRIVER ONLY CARRIES $20 WORTH OF AMMUNITION"

[TFOGGER]

And here I was hoping to learn KevDev's reaction to my bumper sticker "DRIVER ONLY CARRIES $20 WORTH OF AMMUNITION"

That's like, what? 6 rounds of decent personal defense ammo these days?

[crays]

And here I was hoping to learn KevDev's reaction to my bumper sticker "DRIVER ONLY CARRIES $20 WORTH OF AMMUNITION"

10 rounds of .22LR......

Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

[spqrzilla]

OK ... so its an old bumper sticker ...

[Kraven251]

While I understand his representation of #1 and #3, the reality is they are a mindset.

I will protect my family and friends to the fullest of my ability, and be willing to deal with the consequences of that course of action. I do like that he points out with #3, if you have that mentality be trained. Though, I suppose I forget the level of fanboy/idiocy out there, but if you want to be able to protect yourself or anyone else you have to train and prepare in the hope that you will never need the skills you have practiced.

Of these variety of statements I am still in love with a Dos Equis Guy meme that I saw: "I don't always fire warning shots, but when I do they are center mass"
Followed closely by another: "If you expect a fair fight, you have already lost"

[KevDen2005]

And here I was hoping to learn KevDev's reaction to my bumper sticker "DRIVER ONLY CARRIES $20 WORTH OF AMMUNITION"

I would take that one off. Even though it's old, some bad guy is sure to think you only have 3 or 4 rounds

[glenncal1]

"I would rather be missed by a .45 than hit with a .22" No Sh!t