I got assaulted at work....again.

[Ridge]

You guys might remember a couple months ago some guy spit in my eye at work because I refused to serve him.

This afternoon, some douchebag came through, and started harassing my 17 y/o coworker, asking for her number repeatedly, asking how old she was, and saying 17 is still cool with him. Keep in mind this guy is around 30...

Finally he pulls out of the drive through, but comes back in to the store and keeps harassing her. After repeated "No s," I asked him to leave. He refused. I told him he could meet her two friends in back, Smith & Wesson. He looked at my name tag, and pointed at me and said "You just made the biggest mistake of your life."

I was expecting him to call the cops on me and say I was threatening him (nevermind his repeated propositions of a minor). Instead, he comes back an hour later in a ski mask, and stands at the register rubbing his face through the mask like he is suffering from allergies. However, he is staring directly at me, unflinching.

I ask in a hard tone "Can I help you, sir?"

It was then the SHTF. He whipped back the mask, leaned back and hocked a loogie right at me. Thankfully my ninja dodging lessons I took after the previous aforementioned incident, I dodged to the right and it stuck to the wall behind me. Guy flipped out. He ripped a credit card machine off the counter (similar to the one in the middle of the pic)



And rips it off the counter, yanking the power and phone wires from it, and tossing several items from under the counter as the line went taut, and proceeds to hurl it at me with all his strength. I go fuckin Matrix on the guy and dive to the floor, as the machine misses me by a couple inches and slams into the wall behind me.

At this point, Mr. Panty Waste points at me and takes off running. Cops have no idea who he is. District Manager (who hates me right now for closing the store during a blizzard a couple weeks ago) is worried to death about us, while the store manager (cool as a cucumber) says not to worry, that he will order a new card scanner in the morning.

So tomorrow I'm going to go apply for my CWP, and go find some decent pants and a belt to facilitate the carry.

[gravedigger]

Wow! That is insane! Do you have camera's where you work? Where do you work, if you don't mind me asking?

[Ridge]

Burger King at Chambers & Hampden

[Irving]

I've probably been to that Burger King once or twice, but it's been awhile since I lived in Aurora. Good luck with the CCW. Just hope nothing bad happens for another 3 months.

I'd carry anyway, but that's just me.

[ChunkyMonkey]

Be safe meanwhile... Make sure the psycho don't stalk you etc.

Next time instead of avoiding the CC machine...


... believe in yourself Neo

[Great-Kazoo]

you took your class a while ago, whats the delay for your CCW.

Try some of that MK4 pepper spray. it shoots a stream of liquid approx 25'. While not a gun it's a work around where business prohibits CCW

[Zundfolge]

Finally he pulls out of the drive through, but comes back in to the store and keeps harassing her. After repeated "No s," I asked him to leave. He refused. I told him he could meet her two friends in back, Smith & Wesson. He looked at my name tag, and pointed at me and said "You just made the biggest mistake of your life."

...

So tomorrow I'm going to go apply for my CWP, and go find some decent pants and a belt to facilitate the carry.

So am I to understand that you invoked the names of Smith & Wesson when they weren't actually available?

Don't do that again ... you basically threatened to shoot the guy without being able to back up the threat. That's a good way to find yourself on the wrong end of Mr. Glock (wait, you're in Aurora, so that would be Mr Hipoint, Mr Jennings or Mr Jimenez ... either way bad juju).


Oh and once you do get your permit and S&W are available, still don't threaten people ... if he HAD called the police you'd probably be in trouble (lose your permit trouble at least).

[jackmode9316]

That's a good way to find yourself on the wrong end of Mr. Glock (wait, you're in Aurora, so that would be Mr Hipoint, Mr Jennings or Mr Jimenez ... either way bad juju).

[Ridge]

I happily owned a Hi Point for a long time...

[FromMyColdDeadHand]

Why does all the crazy shit happen in Aurora? I moved here a few years ago, and they should call the 5pm News "Things that went bad in Aurora".

Now that you've "escalated" the issue, this may not be a good idea, but if you continually have horn dogs hitting on the underaged help you can do what grandma used to use on the amorous dogs:

Water Squirt Bottle