We can close this thread now.......
The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...
Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
...just gotta laugh a bit, cause it ain't gonna get any better.
(My favorites are in blue)
Q: How many Denver Broncos does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Only one (# 7) and he is retired.
Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What is the difference between a Broncos fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What did the Broncos fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q. How are the Broncos like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: Want to hear a Broncos joke?
A: Peyton Manning
Q: How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ" !!!
Q: How do you keep a Denver Bronco out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What is a Denver Broncos fan's favorite wine (whine)?
A: "We can't beat Seattle."
Q: What does a Denver Broncos fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!
Q: Why doesn't Boulder have a professional football team?
A: Because then Denver would want one.
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Broncos fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Broncos fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Broncos fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Broncos fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Seahawks fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Seahawks fan?'
"Because my mom is a Seahawks fan, and my dad is Seahawks fan, so I'm a Seahawks fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Seahawks fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
"Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Broncos fan.'
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much π.
...just gotta laugh and suck it up until next year.
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much π.
Food for thought
Manning overheard on his call...............
Only our Savior could help Denver......
Probably photoshopped as well!
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