Heard Manning is taking a Buick back to CO.
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Heard Manning is taking a Buick back to CO.
Indeed, seemed to be changed to that little "bronco foot tap" thing. I didn't notice the first play, but perhaps that's what they changed it to so that the guy didn't safety the ball anymore.Originally Posted by theGinsue
...just gotta laugh a bit, cause it ain't gonna get any better.
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Q: How many Denver Broncos does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Only one (# 7) and he is retired.
Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What is the difference between a Broncos fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What did the Broncos fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q. How are the Broncos like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: Want to hear a Broncos joke?
A: Peyton Manning
Q: How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ" !!!
Q: How do you keep a Denver Bronco out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What is a Denver Broncos fan's favorite wine (whine)?
A: "We can't beat Seattle."
Q: What does a Denver Broncos fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!
Q: Why doesn't Boulder have a professional football team?
A: Because then Denver would want one.
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Broncos fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Broncos fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Broncos fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Broncos fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Seahawks fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Seahawks fan?'
"Because my mom is a Seahawks fan, and my dad is Seahawks fan, so I'm a Seahawks fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Seahawks fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
"Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Broncos fan.'
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much π.
Okay ... as a NON-fan of the Broncos, this is one of the things that gripes me about so many Bronco fans. They get cocky and uppity when things are going right -- okay, no problem, that happens with most teams -- but the put-downs on the team as they're admittedly getting spanked hard is pretty weak. Worse though is that Bronco news is still going to dominate coverage in the Denver ComPost Sports section even through basketball and baseball seasons. Same thing happened after the Skins dusted the Broncos in '88.
The Seahawks came in hungry and were tougher on the Broncos than I thought they'd be and the Broncos were sloppier than I thought they'd be (starting with that safety). It almost seemed to me a lot of the Broncos read and believed the DP hype and walked in there thinking the Seahawks were just going to roll down on the ground for them. The Donkeys got killed ... oh well, learn from it and play next year.
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much π.
...just gotta laugh and suck it up until next year.
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much π.
As a Lions fan I really didn't care who won. I just didn't want to hear about it for the next year at work from people who didn't know what color a football is until about 6 weeks ago but all of a sudden this week show up in a Manning jersey.
I said it in the first qtr that it looked like 87 all over again. I am older now and do not get upset one way or another.
I see you running, tell me what your running from
Nobody's coming, what ya do that was so wrong.
If I had to sum things up as to WHY the Broncos looked so bad,
I'd' have to say that " the Denver offensive Linemen didn't give Manning the protection he needed to make things happen."
That could have be due to Denver's offensive linemen being weaker, the Seahawk's defensive linemen being better/quicker, or a combination of both.
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much π.
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