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  1. 02-08-2014, 17:47 #1
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    Default Colorado CEO commits suicide with a nail gun

    shot himself seven or eight times in the head and chest with a nail gun

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    Fairly creative way to off yourself.
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    For a CEO he chose a stupid way to go out. Must've watched too much Hellraiser.
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    He must be tough, 7 times in the head and chest...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    Fairly creative way to off yourself.
    Yes creative, but not very efficient. Had to nail himself 7-8 times and probably still died slowly.
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    Oh no, efficiency apparently wasn't his main concern, even though successful.

    There's gotta be some style points for that though.
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    That is someone who felt they needed to suffer a bit more on the way out.
    "They say I'm disturbed. Well, of course I'm disturbed. I mean, we're all disturbed. And if we're not, why not?"
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    Real men walk out into the woods. Only a wool blanket, a knife and a Ferro rod.
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    So... You guys really think it's a suicide? With a nail gun? Hmm... I guess Vince Foster committed suicide too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skip View Post
    So... You guys really think it's a suicide? With a nail gun? Hmm... I guess Vince Foster committed suicide too.
    Dude, it was probably a full automatic nail gun with illegal clips anyways.
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