Quote Originally Posted by crashdown View Post
Move to the mountains.
I had a guy knock on our door once. Scared the piss out of me.... The way I answered the door scared shit out of him.
He was just at the wrong house due to some bad directions... I'm sure he was harmless as he kept apologizing while wiping.
Haha! I have had this exact experience. My dog is so old and deaf at this point that people acually can get to the door. Before he went deaf, you could hardly get into the driveway without him freaking out.

When I first moved up here (14 years ago) I came home one day and saw a business card tacked to the railing I my deck. It was from one of the Gilpin Sheriff boys and he wrote on the back to call him. When I did he told me he thought my dog would shred him if he took one step onto the deck. It turned out that he was looking into another matter in the neighborhood. We had a good laugh.

Dogs are good.