Just got a ring at my bell. I looked out the door and saw a tall white girl (with a nose ring) with a thing of tissues in her hand. I held my hand up and waved her away and said, "No." I walked away, then came back to just to check and she was still standing there. I looked through the window and said, "Get off my porch." She was seriously surprised, frowned and walked back down the drive. The pewter Chevy Minivan was across the street and there were a bunch of other people walking down the street going door to door. I noticed that they didn't even go up the walk at my neighbor across the street who has a hand written "No solicitors" sign on his porch.

On a funny note, I had told my wife about this when the thread started. She was laying down trying to take a nap. I said, "It's those fucking tissue people I told you about." She SHOT up out of bed and ran to the front door to get a look at them; all worked up.