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  1. 02-12-2014, 23:26 #1
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    Default Valentine's Day for Men

    Your mrs's could surprise you with...
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    She can have her VD 2/14... I gets mine on 2/15.... steak & BJ day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    She can have her VD 2/14... I gets mine on 2/15.... steak & BJ day!
    Nice, how's their food?
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    What's a Valentine day? Sounds scary....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    She can have her VD 2/14... I gets mine on 2/15.... steak & BJ day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    She can have her VD 2/14... I gets mine on 2/15.... steak & BJ day!
    Actually that's March 14th.
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    Valentines Day for men in my household was when my wife told me at 8:00 PM last night that my kid needed 28 valentines and a container to put them in by 7:00 AM this morning. Since sending my kid to preschool with peanut butter sandwich breath is akin to an act of bio terrorism, I had to separate out four bags of candy to remove anything with nuts. To speed things up, I taped candy over the 'To' field so that my kid could just dump a valentine into Johnny Random's box, instead of figuring out which one of the six other Aidens belonged to which card. Finally, screw double-sided Scotch Tape. I used extra-strength adhesive carpet tape to put those candies on the cards. The dying sun will expand to encompass the Earth before one of those wrappers unglues from the card.




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    Quote Originally Posted by RCCrawler View Post
    Actually that's March 14th.
    You are correct and it's marked on the calendar. Last year my daughter asked why I got a Valentines Day in March, I told her ask your mom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcjhr View Post
    What's a Valentine day? Sounds scary....
    Its where they stand you up against a wall and hose you down with .45ACP from a Thompson.
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