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    Why is it so fun to scrape a small scoop of peanut butter behind my dog's front teeth and watch her try to lick it all out?
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    Cause they're in pure bliss. That's funny.

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    Even better, give them the empty jar.
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    Because you are a twisted and torn soul Carl.
    About the same reason you put adhesive tape on 3 out of 4 of the cats paws.
    Cheap entertainment.
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    Doesn't this joke involve wieners somehow? I'm pretty sure I've heard it told differently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Because you are a twisted and torn soul Carl.
    About the same reason you put adhesive tape on 3 out of 4 of the cats paws.
    Cheap entertainment.
    or put a rubber band on a cat's tail and watch the fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Because you are a twisted and torn soul Carl.
    About the same reason you put adhesive tape on 3 out of 4 of the cats paws.
    Cheap entertainment.
    Oh, no. I'm a man. I don't have a cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawin View Post
    Doesn't this joke involve wieners somehow? I'm pretty sure I've heard it told differently.
    Just don't use crunchy peanut butter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    Just don't use crunchy peanut butter.
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    Come on, Bert. That's just good advice there.
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