Why is it so fun to scrape a small scoop of peanut butter behind my dog's front teeth and watch her try to lick it all out?
Why is it so fun to scrape a small scoop of peanut butter behind my dog's front teeth and watch her try to lick it all out?
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
Cause they're in pure bliss. That's funny.
Even better, give them the empty jar.
The Great Kazoo's Feedback
"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
Because you are a twisted and torn soul Carl.
About the same reason you put adhesive tape on 3 out of 4 of the cats paws.
Cheap entertainment.
The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...
Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
I'm a man and I have a cat, big old orange tabby barn cat (that's where I got him from) named Barney. He has very big teeth and sharp claws, and has had to use them in self defense. There isn't a dog on the street that doesn't stay clear of him. If fact, there is a German Shepard next door that lays down on his back if he sees Barney in the back yard.
"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
George S. Patton
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
John F. Kennedy
?A motorcycle is a bicycle with a pandemonium attachment, and is designed for the special use of mechanical geniuses, daredevils and lunatics.?
George Fitch. c 1916.