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    Why is it so fun to scrape a small scoop of peanut butter behind my dog's front teeth and watch her try to lick it all out?
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    Cause they're in pure bliss. That's funny.

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    Even better, give them the empty jar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Even better, give them the empty jar.
    Or an empty quart of vanilla yogurt.
    "An individual is only entiteld to one's rights as long as one respects the rights of others."...R.F.

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    Because you are a twisted and torn soul Carl.
    About the same reason you put adhesive tape on 3 out of 4 of the cats paws.
    Cheap entertainment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Because you are a twisted and torn soul Carl.
    About the same reason you put adhesive tape on 3 out of 4 of the cats paws.
    Cheap entertainment.
    or put a rubber band on a cat's tail and watch the fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Because you are a twisted and torn soul Carl.
    About the same reason you put adhesive tape on 3 out of 4 of the cats paws.
    Cheap entertainment.
    Oh, no. I'm a man. I don't have a cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Oh, no. I'm a man. I don't have a cat.

    I'm a man and I have a cat, big old orange tabby barn cat (that's where I got him from) named Barney. He has very big teeth and sharp claws, and has had to use them in self defense. There isn't a dog on the street that doesn't stay clear of him. If fact, there is a German Shepard next door that lays down on his back if he sees Barney in the back yard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Because you are a twisted and torn soul Carl.
    About the same reason you put adhesive tape on 3 out of 4 of the cats paws.
    Cheap entertainment.
    Another good one is to put a page from a lint roller on the side of your cat. It makes them walk sideways...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfortune View Post
    Another good one is to put a page from a lint roller on the side of your cat. It makes them walk sideways...

    I hope that cat shits in their shoes.
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