WHY?

[cfortune]

Because you are a twisted and torn soul Carl.
About the same reason you put adhesive tape on 3 out of 4 of the cats paws.
Cheap entertainment.

Another good one is to put a page from a lint roller on the side of your cat. It makes them walk sideways...

[james_bond_007]

Why is it so fun to scrape a small scoop of peanut butter behind my dog's front teeth and watch her try to lick it all out?

You are TOO easily amused.
You need a hobby...or cable TV.

[StagLefty]

You are TOO easily amused.
You need a hobby...or cable TV.

Wait until you retire-you'll see the need.

[james_bond_007]

Wait until you retire-you'll see the need.

You get a RIMSHOT from me for that

[BPTactical]

Another good one is to put a page from a lint roller on the side of your cat. It makes them walk sideways...

I hope that cat shits in their shoes.

[waxthis]

Even better, give them the empty jar.

Or an empty quart of vanilla yogurt.

[wctriumph]

Oh, no. I'm a man. I don't have a cat.

I'm a man and I have a cat, big old orange tabby barn cat (that's where I got him from) named Barney. He has very big teeth and sharp claws, and has had to use them in self defense. There isn't a dog on the street that doesn't stay clear of him. If fact, there is a German Shepard next door that lays down on his back if he sees Barney in the back yard.

[brutal]

Another good one is to put a page from a lint roller on the side of your cat. It makes them walk sideways...

tie a sock around them, it will fuck them up too.

I've heard if you blow them shotguns under a full face motorcycle helmet and then swing them around in a laundry bag, they have a difficult time walking too. Not that I would ever do anything like that (in my adult years.)