I sat my ass down in the break room at work with a cup of coffee - good old styrofoam cup and corporate mud. It was about 4:00AM.

This supper chatty, annoying, hippie, dreadlocked type chick ask me, "Why do you have two cups?"

I didn't even realize that I had 2 cups stacked on each other. I didn't even take one sip yet.

I jokingly replied with, "I'm doing my part to increase my carbon footprint as much as possible."

She hasn't even looked in my direction since.

I win!