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    Default There is nothing worse....

    Than trying to understand a crying woman on the phone. I just spent 20 minutes on the phone and could only make out about 10 words. Jesus. I still don't know what she was crying about!

    Call me heartless or an asshole, but i just dont understand how women break down over the littlest things.



    That is all.

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    Hormones. Some adjustments are needed in the hormones.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
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    "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
    Dwight D. Eisenhower

    "Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
    John F. Kennedy

    ?A motorcycle is a bicycle with a pandemonium attachment, and is designed for the special use of mechanical geniuses, daredevils and lunatics.?
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    Mid 40s to early 50s is a treat. Just a wonderful time.
    You know I like my coffee sweet in the morning
    and I'm crazy about my tea at night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoser View Post
    Mid 40s to early 50s is a treat. Just a wonderful time.
    Aaaah hell.
    My life working is only preparation for my life as a hermit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoser View Post
    Mid 40s to early 50s is a treat. Just a wonderful time.
    I called mine Sybil.

    > 50 now and she's still often a wreck.
    My Feedback
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoser View Post
    Mid 40s to early 50s is a treat. Just a wonderful time.
    Oh Lordy! That was the worst time EVER!
    Glad to be past that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckNorris View Post
    Oh Lordy! That was the worst time EVER!
    Glad to be past that!
    I find that hard to believe Chuck Norris would actually say that!
    μολὼν λαβέ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoser View Post
    Mid 40s to early 50s is a treat. Just a wonderful time.
    try the late 50's You folks ain't seen nothing YET!
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    "when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    try the late 50's You folks ain't seen nothing YET!
    I don't want to make you feel old, but my mom is in her mid-60's now, and I can testify to the late 50's... Whew, swings worse than a recovering heroin addict! It just takes a lot of patience.
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    I don't want to make you feel old, but my mom is in her mid-60's now, and I can testify to the late 50's... Whew, swings worse than a recovering heroin addict! It just takes a lot of patience.
    AND DUCT TAPE.
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