Quick ideas for winning over the female?

[jhood001]

I've got my AK in the oven hardening some paint and the entire house smells like a tire factory. I thought I could stealth this entire operation while the female was away, but I have 30 minutes left on the oven timer and she is home in 10 minutes.

QUICK IDEAS TO BRIBE HER, DIFFUSE THE SITUATION, CAUSE REDIRECTION OF THE CONVERSATION, ETC WOULD BE APPRECIATED!

[jhood001]

Well, I just heard the garage door opener fire up. I'm fucked.

[birddog]

Be butt ass naked when she gets home and act like normal. It won't fix the smell but it will divert the attention.

[Roger Ronas]

Couple of ideas:
1. Tell her you took a dump, and you don't know what you ate but it smells bad.
2. Greet her naked so she has something to laugh at. (You may have to take the laughter for the team)
3. Offer to take her out to her fav place to eat.

That's all I got

Roger

[def90]

Alcohol/wine does wonders.. consider a foot rub as a last minute defense.

sent from a soup can and some string..

[Roger Ronas]

Please report back what you did and how it worked

[osok-308]

Quick, take her out for dinner!

[buffalobo]

Set the fence in the back yard on fire.

Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain

[ChunkyMonkey]

Tell her, you burn off your blow up doll and will stick with monogamy. What she's smelling is loyalty!

[bobbyfairbanks]

Take her out to dinner and open all the windows when your gone. When you get home light some scented candles in the bathroom, run her a bath and then wash her hair for her. Trust me that works wonders when you F up bad. I just did the same thing but with a spray paint can of duracoat.