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    Default 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears

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    Oh man, one night I binged on sugar free candy..............BIG MISTAKE

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    holy fuck, the dogs are barking i'm laughing so fukn hard.
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    That's awesome. I seriously haven't laughed that much in months.

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    My buddy and I saw that early last week. A bag of those ass blasters should be here tomorrow. Am NOT going to try them myself as I know what happens to me when I eat that certain sugar substatute NOT something I want to experience again. There will be some fantastic reports back here about the carnage that will happen. Have a few asshats that will be getting these snacks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
    Hilarious. Gotta get some of these for work. [evil grin]. It'll be the last time they ever mock me for MY gas; eh?!

    Hey member JackRyan, this is your warning, DON''T EAT THE GUMMIES!
    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    My buddy and I saw that early last week. A bag of those ass blasters should be here tomorrow. Am NOT going to try them myself as I know what happens to me when I eat that certain sugar substatute NOT something I want to experience again. There will be some fantastic reports back here about the carnage that will happen. Have a few asshats that will be getting these snacks.
    You guys need to be careful. One of the people that eats them could file charges.

    http://seattletimes.com/html/nationw...axative18.html

    http://www.wsaw.com/home/headlines/95614794.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    You guys need to be careful. One of the people that eats them could file charges.

    http://seattletimes.com/html/nationw...axative18.html

    http://www.wsaw.com/home/headlines/95614794.html
    We've got a problem at work where people are taking food that isn't theirs, sometimes lunches out of the fridge, sometimes out of desks. I had 2 Almond Joys stolen out of my overhead cabinet.

    If I leave an opened bag on my desk and don't invite anyone to partake, well....
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    Hahahahahahahahaha, that was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
    We've got a problem at work where people are taking food that isn't theirs, sometimes lunches out of the fridge, sometimes out of desks.
    Sounds like the kind of job I'd get fired from. Employers typically don't take too kindly to employees threatening to "beat another employee's ass".

    But seriously-I make my lunches the night before. If I take the time to cook myself an actual meal and someone steals it...we're gonna have some problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO THEORY View Post
    Sounds like the kind of job I'd get fired from. Employers typically don't take too kindly to employees threatening to "beat another employee's ass".

    But seriously-I make my lunches the night before. If I take the time to cook myself an actual meal and someone steals it...we're gonna have some problems.

    +1

    Plus, stealing is stealing. If you made bad choices in life and cannot afford food, why should I have to pay for that?

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