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Quick ideas for winning over the female?
I've got my AK in the oven hardening some paint and the entire house smells like a tire factory. I thought I could stealth this entire operation while the female was away, but I have 30 minutes left on the oven timer and she is home in 10 minutes.
QUICK IDEAS TO BRIBE HER, DIFFUSE THE SITUATION, CAUSE REDIRECTION OF THE CONVERSATION, ETC WOULD BE APPRECIATED!
One does not bear arms against a rabbit. -- Garry Wills
Well, I just heard the garage door opener fire up. I'm fucked.
One does not bear arms against a rabbit. -- Garry Wills
Be butt ass naked when she gets home and act like normal. It won't fix the smell but it will divert the attention.
NAKED MAAAAAAN!!!Originally Posted by birddog
Supposed to work 2 out of 3 times......I have heard.
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KING: [Watching the ambush party leave into the jungle] I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight.
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Couple of ideas:
1. Tell her you took a dump, and you don't know what you ate but it smells bad.
2. Greet her naked so she has something to laugh at. (You may have to take the laughter for the team)
3. Offer to take her out to her fav place to eat.
That's all I got
Roger
Alcohol/wine does wonders.. consider a foot rub as a last minute defense.
sent from a soup can and some string..
Please report back what you did and how it worked
Quick, take her out for dinner!
I don't make the rules. I just think them up and write them down.
Set the fence in the back yard on fire.
Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain
Tell her, you burn off your blow up doll and will stick with monogamy. What she's smelling is loyalty!
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