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Start a really long Youtube video, and tell her, "Shut the fuck up! Can't you see I'm trying to watch something? God damn, go call your sister or something!" every time she tries to talk to you.
"There are no finger prints under water."
say "at least i'm not cooking meth"
Lol..Originally Posted by Irving
sent from a soup can and some string..
NAKED MAAAAAAN!!!
Supposed to work 2 out of 3 times......I have heard.
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KING: [Watching the ambush party leave into the jungle] I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight.
Platoon 1986
NO RANGE FOR YOU!!!.....NEXT!!!
Get her out of the house and get some air fresheners going!!
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"When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law." -Frederic Bastiat
"I am a conservative. Quite possibly I am on the losing side; often I think so. Yet, out of a curious perversity I had rather lose with Socrates, let us say, than win with Lenin."
― Russell Kirk, Author of The Conservative Mind
Bunch of pussies! Yours in the only thing that makes sense......
Man, really!? Tell her it's your F'n stove, and to go do something constructive; like do the laundry or something.....
That is a good way to lose a wife real quick.
Ask her what on earth she left burning in the oven?!
I think I'm good. At least for today. She holed up in the bedroom while I finished. I told her I would clean the oven so that it looked like new tomorrow. The oven was passed due for a cleaning (which is normally one of her duties) so this seemed to please this strange and alien creature I live with.
I'm airing out the house right now and considering myself to be 'lucky'. But who knows what tomorrow will bring...
Seriously, I never know what tomorrow may bring when living with one of these creatures.
P.S. The paint looks fucking awesome! Victory!
One does not bear arms against a rabbit. -- Garry Wills
WE NEED PICTURES!!!
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"When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law." -Frederic Bastiat
"I am a conservative. Quite possibly I am on the losing side; often I think so. Yet, out of a curious perversity I had rather lose with Socrates, let us say, than win with Lenin."
― Russell Kirk, Author of The Conservative Mind
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