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    Zombie Slayer Zundfolge's Avatar
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    The problem with "No Soliciting" signs is that the kind of person who's made enough bad decisions in their life that they decide that Door-To-Door sales is their best option to make a living are not likely to know what the hell the word "Soliciting" means.


    Maybe a better option:



    Or this http://www.amazon.com/No-Solicitatio.../dp/B00EEFYP62
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    My door bell doesn't work. People need to call my cellphone to get in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kawiracer14 View Post
    My door bell doesn't work. People need to call my cellphone to get in.
    I've been considering doing this for years now. Seems like a real solid plan.
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    Do what my maternal grandfather did and wire a car battery to the metal press plate on the doorbell. He lived in Florida and had some "minority" (word he used isn't PC) teens who regularly rang door bells of seniors and ran off. So he hooked up a deep cycle marine battery from his garage to the front door, once the plate was pressed it completed the circuit. Knocked one kid on his ass one morning as he was cooking breakfast. He also hotwired his hubcaps back in the 80's because he got tired of them getting stolen. He was also an electrician and teletype machine repairman as a Navy CB back in his youth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave View Post
    Do what my maternal grandfather did and wire a car battery to the metal press plate on the doorbell. He lived in Florida and had some "minority" (word he used isn't PC) teens who regularly rang door bells of seniors and ran off. So he hooked up a deep cycle marine battery from his garage to the front door, once the plate was pressed it completed the circuit. Knocked one kid on his ass one morning as he was cooking breakfast. He also hotwired his hubcaps back in the 80's because he got tired of them getting stolen. He was also an electrician and teletype machine repairman as a Navy CB back in his youth.
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    Get a video survillance system, put a latch over the doorbell. When they pick the latch up, it trips a flash bulb behind them. Then when they press the doorbell button a recording says "welcome, you are now on camera, now go away unless your a girl scout with 8 cases of thin mints"...Instead of buying gun shit i should build something like that and sell it. Camera could be fake, but it sounds kewl...
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    Quote Originally Posted by buckshotbarlow View Post
    Get a video survillance system, put a latch over the doorbell. When they pick the latch up, it trips a flash bulb behind them. Then when they press the doorbell button a recording says "welcome, you are now on camera, now go away unless your a girl scout with 8 cases of thin mints"...Instead of buying gun shit i should build something like that and sell it. Camera could be fake, but it sounds kewl...
    I would buy one.
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    I have been considering the camera thing as well. Would be nice extra security
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