Quote Originally Posted by centrarchidae View Post
There was a woman who was shilling for Obama during the 2012 election season. She came to my door. I told her that if she didn't do anal she was wasting both of our time.
I like it. Heck, I might use it next time. Even if it's a dude wanting to sell me siding. I'll try to capture the look in his face when I ask if he's into anal.