just made and put up my NO SOLICITING sign

[Wulf202]

http://www.famouscutouts.com/john-wayne-en-2-3-4.html

I say you hang that on the door. Inside the screen door. That way you can wear chaps and a 45lc around the house incase you get solicitors

[MrPrena]

Going to get laugh out of this....

I just had 2nd solicitation ever after the sign. It was a Century Link reps telling people that they just upped the net speed to 40.
I immediately asked them "How much?"
They said $37.99/mo for a year including renting modem/wireless router combo. I just need to call them on 11th month to renew the special offer they will have again, before they raise the price.

I invited them in and signed with Century Link. I was very unhappy with Xfinity/Comcast speed, and their reliability during market hours.

I told them, "Although I have NO soliciting sign on the front, I am glad that you guys came."

[Jer]

Going to get laugh out of this....

I just had 2nd solicitation ever after the sign. It was a Century Link reps telling people that they just upped the net speed to 40.
I immediately asked them "How much?"
They said $37.99/mo for a year including renting modem/wireless router combo. I just need to call them on 11th month to renew the special offer they will have again, before they raise the price.

I invited them in and signed with Century Link. I was very unhappy with Xfinity/Comcast speed, and their reliability during market hours.

I told them, "Although I have NO soliciting sign on the front, I am glad that you guys came."

...and that's why sales people ignore NO SOLICITING signs. Thanks!

[Mtn.man]

Ours reads:
If You can Read this
You Are In Range.

And it is posted on a body target.

[MrPrena]

...and that's why sales people ignore NO SOLICITING signs. Thanks!

Guilty...

[Aloha_Shooter]

My front door bell went on the fritz several years ago. For some reason I haven't bothered to fix or replace it.

[hatidua]

just made and put up my NO SOLICITING sign

I hope that works out well for you. When we finally put up a No Soliciting sign, it basically functioned as a beacon that attracts even more of them.

[gnihcraes]

Had the guy stop by again, selling a discount coupon card for a local auto repair shop.

I stop him during his sales pitch, tell him "that shop is owned by so and so isn't it?"

uh huh. (puzzled look)

"I'll never do business with him ever again, please leave, NOW!"

Dude has a scared look on his face and apologizes and leaves. (quickly)

(I know the owner) hahahahaha

[Stone83]

We moved to our farm 12 years ago to escape saudi Aurora and "expecting" to not have the
fucking door bell ring....we weren't here 2 years and guess who rang the fucking door bell?

jehova's witnesses.....I calmly told them to kindly get the fuck off my property...haven't been back..

[tmleadr03]

We moved to our farm 12 years ago to escape saudi Aurora and "expecting" to not have the
fucking door bell ring....we weren't here 2 years and guess who rang the fucking door bell?

jehova's witnesses.....I calmly told them to kindly get the fuck off my property...haven't been back..

Last set of Jehova's Witnesses I convinced I was a satin worshiper and quoted bible passages to them to prove how right Satin was and how he was the lord of all.


It was quite the game. Sadly it made them come back to try to save me.

I stopped answering the door.