Isn't this what wife is for?
Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain.
Isn't this what wife is for?
Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain.
She says, "Don't wear that," followed by, "do whatever you want honey; you always do anyway." She doesn't steer me wrong though.
"There are no finger prints under water."
I think you guys got ripped off. My wife always hooks me up with just the right dress clothes to accomplish what I need.
Work clothes she doesn't understand.
Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain.
Get a couple of gay (male) friends.. When I need to look nice I always have them come over and pick out my outfits.. Shit I would never think works, but magically when its on its awesome..
What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
-- Ayn Rand, Anthem (Chapter 11)
I have some difficulty determining color shades, and generically poor fashion sense. So when I had to buy a half dozen sport coats, jackets, ties, and pants, I had the sales person lay out all the combinations that were appropriate, then I took pictures of them. Also labelled each pair of pants, as I cannot see the distinction between the olive colored ones and the chocolate ones, nor the difference between navy blue and black.
I will second the idea of finding a gay guy with good fashion sense. Unlike women, they both know what looks good and what it feels like to wear it. If you want expert advise on what looks good on a man, go to the experts.
Math is tough. Let's go shopping!
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"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
How about a t-shirt and gym shorts for going into work...
I keep my work clothes at work.
I have fashion sense (in my opinion), but I like to look at ideas of what works together as I tend to lack creativity.
Every gay male friend I have dress terribly on a day to day basis.
Last edited by Irving; 03-17-2014 at 17:29.
"There are no finger prints under water."