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    Default Analyze this dream...

    I'm walking through Walmart (yes, it's a nightmare) and find myself in the sporting goods section. I go over to the ammo locker just to see what they have. There's really nothing I'm looking for and so I turn to leave. Out of my peripheral vision, I see something on the shelf opposite the locker, among a rack full of targets. It's 22LR ammo, 40 gr, Cu JHP. I look around to see what the limit is and there are no signs posted. I grab an armload full of 100 rd boxes (the long skinny plastic ones, like CCI uses, but I don't think they were CCIs), around 1000 rds total. There's still plenty there and I haven't even made a dent in what they have so I grab 4-5 more and head for the cashier.

    I don't recall what the price was, but I have the residual impression that it was pre-panic pricing. I get home and start unloading the purchase into the rest of my stores and this is when I realize that I bought ~1500 rounds of 22LR shotshells.

    Yes, I really had that dream this morning. After waking up in a cold sweat and calming down a little, I figured you guys would appreciate the story.

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    Where you in your underwear?...".....it would make more sense if you were.
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    Unless you had an appointment i am unable to see you today.
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    Someone is dropping acid in your bedside water glass.

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    Recreational or Medical ??
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    You're pregnant with twins.

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    Meh, you're probably getting old. No more spicy food before bed.

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    Coulda been worse..... You could have bought 1500 vitamin tablets that marketing thought would be great to take advantage of the current 22LR craziness.

    I have had that one!!!!
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    Hahahahahaha! Shot shells! Haaahahahahahaha!
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