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    Quote Originally Posted by baglock1 View Post
    I'm walking through Walmart (yes, it's a nightmare) and find myself in the sporting goods section. I go over to the ammo locker just to see what they have. There's really nothing I'm looking for and so I turn to leave. Out of my peripheral vision, I see something on the shelf opposite the locker, among a rack full of targets. It's 22LR ammo, 40 gr, Cu JHP. I look around to see what the limit is and there are no signs posted. I grab an armload full of 100 rd boxes (the long skinny plastic ones, like CCI uses, but I don't think they were CCIs), around 1000 rds total. There's still plenty there and I haven't even made a dent in what they have so I grab 4-5 more and head for the cashier.

    I don't recall what the price was, but I have the residual impression that it was pre-panic pricing. I get home and start unloading the purchase into the rest of my stores and this is when I realize that I bought ~1500 rounds of 22LR shotshells.

    Yes, I really had that dream this morning. After waking up in a cold sweat and calming down a little, I figured you guys would appreciate the story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baglock1 View Post
    I'm walking through Walmart (yes, it's a nightmare) and find myself in the sporting goods section. I go over to the ammo locker just to see what they have. There's really nothing I'm looking for and so I turn to leave. Out of my peripheral vision, I see something on the shelf opposite the locker, among a rack full of targets. It's 22LR ammo, 40 gr, Cu JHP. I look around to see what the limit is and there are no signs posted. I grab an armload full of 100 rd boxes (the long skinny plastic ones, like CCI uses, but I don't think they were CCIs), around 1000 rds total. There's still plenty there and I haven't even made a dent in what they have so I grab 4-5 more and head for the cashier.

    I don't recall what the price was, but I have the residual impression that it was pre-panic pricing. I get home and start unloading the purchase into the rest of my stores and this is when I realize that I bought ~1500 rounds of 22LR shotshells.

    Yes, I really had that dream this morning. After waking up in a cold sweat and calming down a little, I figured you guys would appreciate the story.
    I'll buy a bunch of them from ya... the mice are trying to get in the garage this spring... they work great for rodent control in my Double nine
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    I'll bet shortly after that, you were in a completely different dream.

    Ever wake up during a COOL dream, but then try and fall back asleep to "get back to it"? Never works.....always goes to something completely retarded instead. Dammit.

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    I wouldn't be surprised to see someone come up with a way to record dreams. Some way to tap into our brains with a computer and download the damn things. Wouldn't THAT be freaky.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge View Post
    I had a dream last night where I rebuilt an engine and was putting it into my car. Having them sitting side by side, I noticed the new engine was several inches taller. Was trying to figure out how to fit it under the hood when I woke up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    I'll bet shortly after that, you were in a completely different dream.

    Ever wake up during a COOL dream, but then try and fall back asleep to "get back to it"? Never works.....always goes to something completely retarded instead. Dammit.
    Funny, I always have a raging boner when that happens. Can't roll out of bed anyway, so jump back in...
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    Everyone interested in dreams should check out this excerpt from a recent Radio Lab. http://www.radiolab.org/story/91536-dreams/

    The above is just a section of the full hour episode on sleep, here: http://www.radiolab.org/story/91528-sleep/

    Radio Lab comes on every Saturday at 2:00pm on NPR. Great program. Check it out sometime.
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