I had to drive through Denver this afternoon, and my wife asked to stop at Trader Joe's. I've never been to one before, though I have enjoyed their annual beer.
Trader Joe's is like Whole Foods on estrogen. I have never seen so many scrawny hippies and metro-sexuals (is that still a term?) in one place in my life. Though, some of the females were quite attractive. At least the ones that appeared to have bathed, did not have dreadlocks, and did not have a face full of tackle. The men were, well, frail.
I felt like I was in another world. My wife tried to keep my attention on shopping for something or another, but I couldn't stop looking around at the aliens in wonder.
We left with a couple of bags of stuff, and a few new beers to try. I doubt I will be returning, it was very uncomfortable.