Cops found a dirt bag next door

[Tinelement]

It's bad when there's bigger dirtbags in my neighborhood than me. I only have 2 pintos and a couch in the front yard. They have a non working fridge, el camino, 2 john boats and the front seat out of a Chevy luv.

Put the Pintos on cider blocks and you're good. 2 pintos on cinder blocks cancel out the non working fridge and the john boats.

[BPTactical]

It's bad when there's bigger dirtbags in my neighborhood than me. I only have 2 pintos and a couch in the front yard. They have a non working fridge, el camino, 2 john boats and the front seat out of a Chevy luv.

Fair enough.
Maybe cousin Eddie can come stay for a month or two in his RV in your driveway.
You know what they say:
"Why try to keep up with the Jones's? It's much more entertaining to drag them down to your level."

I know what you mean though, we have lived in our place 22+ years and have watched some real winners move in and out.
About 5 years ago I woke up about 4 am to "Show me your f_____ hands." being yelled repeatedly.
PD had been driving by and happened to see two dbags on our driveway, one was actually in my truck. The cop had them proned out in the driveway.

[Monky]

I wish I had a guard dog worth a damn... My pit would play with a gb like he lived here. Probably point out all the good shit to take in the house for a cookie. 75# of vicious licking


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[mindfold]

My girl earned her keep this week. 11:30 at night she goes off....5 seconds later doorbell rings. I grab the bedside shotgun. Instead of dirtbag, sheriff is standing on my porch. I open the door, still only in my skivvies. Something about looking for lost kids.... Good night. Didn't notice until I was going back to be that said shotgun was still in hands. Wife's reaction " you talked to a cop in your underwear?" Yup. Wonder if he was more concerned about the shotgun or about my skivvies?

[sniper7]

It's bad when there's bigger dirtbags in my neighborhood than me. I only have 2 pintos and a couch in the front yard. They have a non working fridge, el camino, 2 john boats and the front seat out of a Chevy luv.

Dont be jealous of my front seat bro. And don't think about takin it neither

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Fair enough.
Maybe cousin Eddie can come stay for a month or two in his RV in your driveway.
You know what they say:
"Why try to keep up with the Jones's? It's much more entertaining to drag them down to your level."

I know what you mean though, we have lived in our place 22+ years and have watched some real winners move in and out.
About 5 years ago I woke up about 4 am to "Show me your f_____ hands." being yelled repeatedly.
PD had been driving by and happened to see two dbags on our driveway, one was actually in my truck. The cop had them proned out in the driveway.

Your my cousin-uncle Eddie what are you talking about?

[Tinelement]

This actually reminds me of a few yrs ago.
I was living in Westmister off 72nd and Sheridan.
3amish I woke up thinking I heard the back door shaking. Had my Saint and Swissy, but they were passed out cold. Grabbed the G23 and went to check. Has I reached the back door, the front door started shaking, so I make my way up front. As I pass the kitchen, the motion light on the garage is on. So front door clear, back door rattle again. So I run to it, open, and see a someone going over the fence.........

So I sit guard till 5.

Take a shower and make breakfast, watching the news and they are looking for 2 armed suspects around 72nd that were in a chase that needed in a crash around 2 am........

[King]

I wish they'd take down the dirtbags in my neighborhood.

Got any intel? I have connections

[osok-308]

That's the best part about my dog is how absolutely awful he sounds when he barks. He might not actually protect us in the home (let's hope I never have to find that out), but by the time anyone is nearby, everyone in my place is awake.