Cops found a dirt bag next door

[CapLock]

I hear my dog going nuts outside. I grab the the glock 22 I got a great deal from a member on here. Open the door and call the dog in when I see three cops with a dog down the street. Get myself and dog inside pronto. Watching out the windows they just kind of meander around the neighborhood. Their dog was on a 30' leash and was just sniffing random shit out in the open. I moved from the window just long enough to get a drink of water. Next time I look they are guns drawn commanding some ass hat to come out of either a parked truck or from behind a shed across the street. I see when you have a 100lb Doberman/ Rottweiler mix they pic another fuckin yard to hide in.
I need to go give my girl a cookie...she earned it.

[Irving]

Stuff went down in my neighborhood today as well. Scratch that dog behind the ears.

[funkymonkey1111]

indeed--all you have to do is make your place just that much more unattractive to the scum. lights, dogs, thorny bushes, whatever.

[TheBelly]

Give that dog a baby carrot! (seriously, my dog loves the peewoddens out of baby carrots)


My dog won't scare anything. BUT she can warn me when dumb crap is about to happen. She barks loudly whenever ANYTHING is happening in my yards, front or back. she has a perch on our couch, and from there she can see all the yards. We keep the blinds open, but we have anti-glare screens over the windows. Essentially, we can see out, but folks can't see in.

[brutal]

Give that dog a bone!




Oh, wait, wrong "dog"...

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

I wish they'd take down the dirtbags in my neighborhood.

[BPTactical]

I wish they'd take down the dirtbags in my neighborhood.

????
Why would you kick yourself out of your own neighborhood?

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

It's bad when there's bigger dirtbags in my neighborhood than me. I only have 2 pintos and a couch in the front yard. They have a non working fridge, el camino, 2 john boats and the front seat out of a Chevy luv.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You got a problem with the Pintos?

You SAID you was gonna buy one of em.

[Wulf202]

Pintos make excellent mustang 2 donors for hot rods.