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    Default Accidental deaths; Physicians Vs. Guns

    FACTS TO PONDER :

    (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

    (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
    (Calculation) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171

    Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.




    Now think about this:

    Guns:
    (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

    (Yes, that's 80 million..)

    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths
    per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

    (Calculation) The number of accidental deaths
    per gun owner is .000188

    Statistics courtesy of FBI


    So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT

    ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!


    Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

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    Healthy people don't go to doctors.

    / Thread.
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    Good job! You a lobbyist? Want to be?

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    Rubbing alcohol sterilizes your outsides, whiskey sterilizes your insides

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    This is kind of like that allstate commercial. They say that people who switched to allstate(From Geico) saved on average about $500 or something. Which seems like alot, but why would they switch from Geico to Progressive if they wern't saving money anyways?
    Assault is a type of behavior, not a type of hardware.

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    Oh, just take two aspirins

    and call me in the morning...

    at my Jamaican resort hotel...


    Pistol Packing Preacher - Have Sermon-Will Travel. [John 3:16; Romans 10:9-10; Titus 3:4-7]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joneboy View Post
    'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
    So, does this mean that when I go to make a field pronouncement, it's the doctors fault when I call for the order to stop resucitation and he grants it?


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    Smile Thanks, EMT's

    Quote Originally Posted by Medic583 View Post
    So, does this mean that when I go to make a field pronouncement, it's the doctors fault when I call for the order to stop resucitation and he grants it?

    This post was me just kidding around and I did not mean to offend anyone.

    Thank you Medic583 for what you do, and I know you guys are out there saving lives and helping people in general.

    All the best and keep up the good work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunTroll View Post
    Good job! You a lobbyist? Want to be?
    Thanks GunTroll, I enjoy your posts as well.

    To answer your question no I am not a gun rights lobbyist. But I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.

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    You didn't offen medic, he was just joking around. See the guy laughing.

    Great post! I'm gonna steal it and post it on some other sites!

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