From the Everytown facebook page*, a reader posts:
- Matthew 7:22 Many will say to Me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not ban guns and spend oodles of American dollars in Your name, and in Your name cast out non-micro-stamping rifles and people who would throw shoes at Hillary, and in Your name perform many unethical and Constitutionally defunct new laws?' 23 "And then I will declare to them, 'Even though you didn't even claim to believe in me by questioning if I even exist in your press conference, don't think that will keep you from the good life. Sure, come on in and put your feet up. 24 Can I get you a Starbucks? If so, just call out "God, God!" and I'll come running to serve you for eternity, amazing rich and important creation!"
What? Oh, you probably don't have the King Michael Edition.
* The idiots at Bloomberg didn't even create the page before they went public, and a pro-gun guy stole the Facebook title out from under them. It is to laugh.