I hope my wife doesn't panic and shoots for the head. But if she kills them at least make sure its on the lawn. That way I don't have to worry about sueing the estate for the blood stains on the carpet.

And what makes the grass grow? BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD.

But here's hoping against hope. Chances are she'll get midevil on his ass and I'll be the one puking and needing therapy when I see the mess. I don't fear for her safety as much as worry about anyone that comes to my house looking for trouble.