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    Amateur meat smoker blacklabel's Avatar
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    550k for terrible sex. Sounds like a great buy.

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    Wonder if she will be chewing a big ole wad of bubble gum and reading a comic book while the "john" is doing his thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KestrelBike View Post
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    I'd call it pancake face. There is a lot of makeup there.

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    28 year old virgin, something wrong going on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperiorDG View Post
    28 year old virgin, something wrong going on here.
    Maybe she has been in a convent for the past 18+ years.

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    I can smash a lot of Colfax hookers for $550k.

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    The way I read it is to bid you must pay 100 bucks, that's non refundable. So she'll end up not giving it up, cause she's probably already, and still pull in 100k.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlasterBob View Post
    Wonder if she will be chewing a big ole wad of bubble gum and reading a comic book while the "john" is doing his thing.
    Nope-looking over your shoulder watching Ellen Degeneres !!!
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    Hmm. So someone is going to pay to have sex with someone with no experience? Awesome. Big money for the worst sex you'll ever have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trot View Post
    Why didn't we think of this? I'm going to start a AR-15.CO fundraiser. There's got to be at least a couple hundred virgins on here
    I'm assuming because no one wants what they got.
    Obviously not a golfer.

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