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    Don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash.

    Yesterday is your history, today is your responsibility, tomorrow is your challenge.



    Best advice I ever gave?
    No honey, you don't blow.........
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

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    Keep moving
    I like sex, drugs and automatic weapons. That's why i'm a dues paying member of the Libertarian party. Struggling to keep the government away from messing with the above.
    My Wife has her own vice.

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    Seriously, get regular PROSTATE exams. You young guys may feel that " It'll never happen to me" but PC does occur - I know. It is a common thought that if a guy lives long enough, he will eventually have PC. Sorry to be taking a leak on this parade but a word to the wise is usually sufficient.

    OK, now back to the funny stuff............
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    "Don't do it!"

    But they wrote it on the bottom of my rented shoes.

    Cackles from the assembly as we knelt at the altar before later saying, "I do."
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    My Plt CO would give this out every liberty brief.

    "Marines I know how you are. You like to fight, fuck and drink. Not Necessarily in that order. If you fuck, wear a condom. If you drink dont drive. If you get in a fight you had better leave a trail of bodies behind you. And if I have to come bail your ass out of jail, you had better have one hell of a story including every single one of those things."
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    Don't fry bacon naked!

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    If I had a son he would look like....Ben SideShow Bob's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    Don't fry bacon naked!
    OMG ! The mental image from that....... What has once been seen can never be unseen........
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    Bat Poop Crazy Mofo
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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    OMG ! The mental image from that....... What has once been seen can never be unseen........

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    NEVER EVER loan Ray your Cheetos
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

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    I blame everything on Tummy Aches
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    NEVER EVER loan Ray your Cheetos
    The key is flamin hot Cheetos. Ever since the summer of '12 he stays away from them.

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