You don't have to be a genius to be a thief.

[GilpinGuy]

I have to tell this story.

Back in January some d-bag busted the front door in at the Nederland Ace Hardware and ended up stealing a pellet gun. The story was reported here: STORY

The story states that "The time was about 4:30 a.m. After entering the store, the suspect looked around briefly then went to the far wall and picked up a .177 caliber pellet gun and walked out. Nothing else was taken."

Well, I stopped in there a few days ago to get my fishing license and asked the guy about the robbery.

The funny part is that the video cams showed that the giant douche struggled "for about 40 minutes" to free the pellet gun from the cable that secured it to the rack. While in a hardware store. Where several loose tools on the shelves could have freed the pellet gun in seconds.

Genius. Also funny is how the "newspaper" made it seem how easy for the douche to steal a rifle.

Ah Pook may have more info to share.

[Hound]

If you are stealing it, points to a low IQ to begin with.

[BPTactical]

Hez wuz a genemoose