Best Prank Ever Pulled?

[BPTactical]

What?! All the tow truck drivers I ever encountered were nothing but gentlemen of the highest degree.

You obviously never met one that chased wrecks in the late 70's early 80's in Denver.
Impeccable gentlemen.

[Irving]

I heard a story about a tow truck driver on the East coast who tried to show up to a tow that wasn't his once, but that was just a single incident.

[OtterbatHellcat]

1982....Jr. High School cafeteria, eighth grade.

The principal was well known for wandering around the cafeteria..and asking students if they weren't going to eat something on their tray, ...and he would give that food to other students who were willing to eat it.

One day, pigs in a blanket was the entree.

I managed to get the hot dog out of the breading without damaging the "case". Installed one (1) unused condom onto the wiener, and managed to get the hot dog back into the breading, once again, without damaging it. As soon as Mr. Kelly walked to our corner of the cafeteria....(where unidentifiable food products were still stuck to the ceiling tiles in the general area).... I volunteered our specially prepared pig in a blanket for some unsuspecting individual.

Mr Kelly obtained the food product, and began cycling around the room, looking for someone who wanted another hot dog.......Then......... a bigger gal over in the center of the room, raised her hand. The suspense was unrivaled.

We sat and waited...while she socialized....and then, she started to eat it. The best part about the whole thing really, was that she ended up biting into the closed end of the "dog"....and the prophylactic slid out of it and smacked her in the face. She sat there for a few moments with a condom hanging out of her mouth, as the entire lunch room erupted in laughter!!!! We about pissed ourselves laughing through the whole thing.

I got suspended.........again.

[flogger]

1970, Thomas Jefferson High School. They had a drug awareness class on the dangers of marijuana, they passed around fake plant leaves, burned something that smelled like pot and passed around 3 fake joints, warning everyone not to substitute or steal them as they were fake. They ended up with 4 joints at the end of the line.

[gnihcraes]

small black binder clips on pens/pencils at the point, in the pencil cup, pull one, get many.


small piece of wire run inside the handset cord on phone, tie tightly on each end. Pick up phone handset, get hit in face with phone.


pull the wheels off rolling office chair.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Best one I did??

OK. At work we / Co workers. Got together as a group to put in for Lotto tickets. We called our selves the "Lucky Seven". Every night before the drawing, we would all put in a dollar and one person would buy that weeks tickets. We would take turns buying Lotto tickets at different locations to better the odds.

Well, low and behold it was my turn to buy the weekly tickets. The day before April 1ST!! So I bought the tickets. I get to work an hour early and check the tickets on line before any of my 7 show up. Noda. not a one # . But I write down the winning #'s on a piece of paper. But since I know we didn't win, I sift through the 7 tickets and pick 4 out of the 6 #'s. Knowing it would be a couple hundred $$............... If it were true.

As my 7 trickle in. I hand the winning, wink, wink, #'s and the Lotto tickets to my friends and say, I have to hit the head. Let me know if we won.

Hit the head laughing all the way !!!! I get out and 4 of the 7 are cheering. We got 4 of the #'s wholly crap!! So I wait until the rest of the 7 get in.

And I start cheering with them!!.......................................... I say Ohhhhh !!!!!!!!!!! BTW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Happy April Fools Day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dead, and I do mean, Dead Silence!!!!!!!!!!!!