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  1. 06-09-2014, 16:29 #1
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    Better question(s) for Corvette experts:

    1) Why are Corvettes so damn ugly?
    2) Why are all Corvette drivers such douche bags? (present company possibly excluded)

    Inquiring minds want to know.
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  2. 06-09-2014, 16:31 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by asmo View Post
    Better question(s) for Corvette experts:

    1) Why are Corvettes so damn ugly?
    2) Why are all Corvette drivers such douche bags? (present company possibly excluded)

    Inquiring minds want to know.
    What's the difference between a Corvette and a cactus?

















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  3. 06-09-2014, 19:13 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by asmo View Post
    Better question(s) for Corvette experts:

    1) Why are Corvettes so damn ugly?
    2) Why are all Corvette drivers such douche bags? (present company possibly excluded)

    Inquiring minds want to know.
    First off only young Corvette owners are DBs. The rest of them are over 50, love tweed hats and jackets with Corvette embroidered on the back. You may have started something.
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    Corvette drivers are humble relative to those freaking AMG, M , and P-car drivers. Oh yeah, GT-R drivers are horrible as well. I've seen 2 major GT-R accidents within past 5 year just inside Thornton/Northglenn/Westminster/Broomfield area.





    Quote Originally Posted by asmo View Post
    Better question(s) for Corvette experts:

    1) Why are Corvettes so damn ugly?
    2) Why are all Corvette drivers such douche bags? (present company possibly excluded)

    Inquiring minds want to know.
    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    What's the difference between a Corvette and a cactus?

















    The pricks are on the outside of a cactus!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ben4372 View Post
    First off only young Corvette owners are DBs. The rest of them are over 50, love tweed hats and jackets with Corvette embroidered on the back. You may have started something.
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  5. 08-07-2014, 11:44 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by asmo View Post
    Better question(s) for Corvette experts:

    1) Why are Corvettes so damn ugly? Because for 61 years enough people don't share that subjective sentiment evidenced by continued sales as well as monstrous collector values.

    2) Why are ALL Corvette drivers such douche bags? (present company possibly excluded) Every make and model has their share of douche back drivers. I would venture to say that there are a lot of really good people that own('d) a Vette. I think there are a lot of jack ass Porche owners, but one of my best friends owned a Porche so obviously not ALL of them are bad. Incidentally, I also think all models of Porche are butt ugly, but that is my opinion.

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