A weird thing happened this evening. I was playing with my twin toddlers in the yard, under a tree next to the house. I started hearing this buzzing, like if you've ever been near a flowering tree full of bees. Except this was a maple (no flowers). I looked up trying to pinpoint the sound, but couldn't see anything. But then I started to look past the tree as the sound grew, and I saw this huge swam of bees around the tree and flying all over the roof of the house. There must have been 100k bees. Just a huge swarming mass swirling around right above us, maybe 10-15 ft above the ground. It was an amazing buzzing sound.
I started scrambling to get the kids inside, which must have taken about 15 seconds, and the swarm was there the entire time, and then I looked up again, and they were gone. Every single last one of them. My wife heard me yelling and ran around the house, and by the time she got there they were gone. They disappeared so fast, I didn't even put any effort into explaining it to her because she wouldn't get it.
It was probably the craziest natural phenomena these eyes have ever witnessed. It wasn't so much seeing a swarm of bees, but how fast they disappeared.
My my first thought was to protect the kids, but my second thought when I saw this swarm up on the roof was imagining one of those pest control reality shows where all the walls were full of bee hives. Like how the fuck am I going to get this 1 ton bee hive out of my attic? Did my roof collapse and release this swarm? Then 2 seconds later: what, there were bees here?