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    Default if i was running for elected office in colorado springs.....

    My only ***** platform would be fixing the ******* traffic light timing problem what ***** **** stain originally took that project on?????? its like there designed to break my ******* car as it grinds from fucking stoplight to stoplight it dosent matter if I'm under the speed limit over it or doing it exactly I hit every **** one

    Then you have 400 ****** cameras at each one....for what....not ****** traffic control I think it's for the ******* who designed the system in the first place to laugh at all the ******* peons he made late to work or to laugh at the guy in the 400 year old Nazi designed Mercedes with no air conditioning who is slowly melting in a swamp of ****** Ball sweat lose his GD mind as it hits 200 degrees

    I don't care if the next mayor is going to ban guns out right if he says he's gonna fix the lights he's got my vote
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    I'm a dude, I swear! SuperiorDG's Avatar
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    Unless you got a pic taken of you running a light , boo hoo. Next time it's hot and you're driving a black car, ROLL THE WINDOWS DOWN!

    No complaining about liberal ideology -2
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    Best rant I've read in a while.
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    9.5/10 (docked .5 for lack of reference to Obama/Bloomberg/Global Warming/gun control/bakeries forced to make gay wedding cakes)

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    I was going to say a solid 9... would have been a 10 if you had blamed it on Morse.
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    Don't we have several people on here who used to work with traffic studies in a past life? I remember someone saying that traffic is purposely slow through town to generate business, and as far back as the 1970s studies have been done showing that traffic congestion could result be reduced to 50% of current travel times. Don't know if that makes you feel any better.
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    Pretty solid rant and I agree 100%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Don't we have several people on here who used to work with traffic studies in a past life? I remember someone saying that traffic is purposely slow through town to generate business, and as far back as the 1970s studies have been done showing that traffic congestion could result be reduced to 50% of current travel times. Don't know if that makes you feel any better.
    Yes, IIRC MarkCO. Yes, lights are set so people will see stores, buy crap, and increase the state/city revenue from sales taxes, not to mention the 40 cents per gallon gas taxes we pay while we idle waiting for the infernal lights.

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