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    Default good blonde joke

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He
    finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.


    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you
    wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely
    silent.


    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
    tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind,
    that you should know five things:
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.'Now,
    think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"






    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
    "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    I love that joke.
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    That is funny right there!

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    A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

    When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

    After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

    "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
    She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
    "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
    The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
    The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

    The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

    Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

    "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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    Good ones guys!

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