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    Glock Armorer for sexual favors Jer's Avatar
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    Sunburnyurmanparts

    thats funny right there
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    I was a bit partial to 'scratchcrotchsnifffingers' myself. lol

    True story: when my mom was a youngster she was at the lake with a bunch of friends. Her and most of the rest of the crew went out on the boat to go skiing and such while one dude stayed back because he was too drunk to boat ride (case of the spins). When they returned a couple of hours later he had passed out on the beach in the mid-day sun. The kicker is that in the 70's jort cut-offs were all the rage and you recall how short of shorts guys wore back then, right? Well his donger needed some fresh air and wandered out the bottom and decided to sun himself... a little too much. He was in some pretty serious pain for quite a while. Many lessons to be gleaned there. lol
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    abortion

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    This list reads more like a search aggregate for rapgenius.

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    I have to wonder if ilikecorndogs is related to mazinsbackedupplumbing?

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    burnedoutdicks...makes perfect sense to me

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    With no comas this is pretty funny
    "suppressor tactical whoring"
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    Mazinsbackedupplumbing...

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    Sometimes I think there is a whole other section of the site I've never seen.

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    "cisco" and "comcast" so odd.
    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
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