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    Ya know, when they say if you become a martyr and you'll receive 77 virgins, it doesn't mention exactly WHAT those virgins are...! Virgin sheep, donkeys, dogs....?

    What kind of virgins is Bellavite1 sacrificing?
    “Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred. He is willing to risk his life in its defense and is conscious that he gains protection while he gives it.” Andrew Jackson

    A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

    That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.

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    Get it?!!!!!!!

    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    lol. We get it.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    I just don't want it.

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    Sorry i wanted the bad joke of the day award, I always strive for excellence.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordanls19 View Post
    Sorry i wanted the bad joke of the day award, I always strive for excellence.
    Be careful, I hear Ginsue keeps that award next to the banhammer

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGuy67 View Post
    Ya know, when they say if you become a martyr and you'll receive 77 virgins, it doesn't mention exactly WHAT those virgins are...! Virgin sheep, donkeys, dogs....?

    What kind of virgins is Bellavite1 sacrificing?
    Not the hot ones.
    Now that would be a waste!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crays View Post
    It doesn't matter how many rifles you buy...they're still cheaper than one wife, in the long run.
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    I missed the funny in that one Ken.
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    I had to take a snapshot before they change the title.

    Full story here:
    http://www.9news.com/news/article.as...6816&catid=339


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