Funny pictures

[Bailey Guns]

Well, FFS, anyone can do it the correct...and safe...way. Where's the fun in that?

[TFOGGER]

What could possibly go wrong? ***waiting for pictures***

[Irving]

Turning it sideways was my first thought, but that's not nearly as fun.

[MrAK]

[GilpinGuy]

Can I "identify" as my own child and get the tax benefit?

[Irving]

I've been identifying as a woman driver for cheaper insurance for years now.

[GilpinGuy]

The dad of one of my boy's friends told me a funny story the other day. His two boys were annoying each other in Walmart, so he made them hold hands. He had them do it for 10 minutes or so then set them free. Now, every time they act up he says, "Do you want to hold hands?" and they stop their shit. Brilliant.

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

The dad of one of my boy's friends told me a funny story the other day. His two boys were annoying each other in Walmart, so he made them hold hands. He had them do it for 10 minutes or so then set them free. Now, every time they act up he says, "Do you want to hold hands?" and they stop their shit. Brilliant.

lol.

My toddler daughter is apparently afraid of our roomba. So, now when she is starting to act a bit naughty, my wife asks if she needs to go get the robot. Yesterday she almost did it when the toddler tossed all her food on the ground. I had to tell my wife no, b/c she went to get it, but the poor kid was trembling. OTOH, that is how we're going to clean the floor, and she will have to get used to it. So, my wife feels guilty, but it works for now.

[roberth]

Now I'm going to ruin the fun.

[roberth]

I've been identifying as a woman driver for cheaper insurance for years now.

That would explain the way you drive.