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    Quote Originally Posted by DenverGP View Post
    I don't have an Alexia (never will have wiretap TM in my house), but I do love adding reminders to other people's. Months in the future.


    This gives me more creative options. I need to see if I can do event cuing off mere verbal instructions. Shit-your-pants sudden sound when asking about the weather, for instance.

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    Or have the lights music and tv go crazy just when someone says "alexa" hahaha is that possible?
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    Maybe not funny, I thought a little creepy.
    I was working on the shoulder of I-70 a couple of miles east of the Bakerville exit when I spotted something white just inside the tree line. When I went to investigate, this is what I found........


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    “I don’t practice Santeria.........”
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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    Maybe not funny, I thought a little creepy.
    I was working on the shoulder of I-70 a couple of miles east of the Bakerville exit when I spotted something white just inside the tree line. When I went to investigate, this is what I found........


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    ?I don?t practice Santeria.........?


    Now, Im curious as to what's buried there.
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