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    Quote Originally Posted by clublights View Post
    Damn .... those 8foot tables are not very light .... scary ....
    No shit! It's all I can do to carry one, and that wasn't a plastic one. But gorillas are strong.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by tmleadr03 View Post
    Found the video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmleadr03 View Post
    Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of one of them returning to the pet store going "This dove is no more, it has ceased to be. You sold me a dead dove."
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    Haha, I wasn't thinking Monte Python but I like it. I was wondering who gave the special kid a bird to squeeze to death. I wonder if they forgot to tell the poor kid not to hold the bird too hard.

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    Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of one of them returning to the pet store going "This dove is no more, it has ceased to be. You sold me a dead dove."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of one of them returning to the pet store going "This dove is no more, it has ceased to be. You sold me a dead dove."
    I thought the little fat fuck holding it, had a death grip on it like a chicken nugget

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmleadr03 View Post
    Found the video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
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    New Senior's Exam, you only need 4 correct out of


    10 questions to pass .

    1) How long did the Hundred Years'

    War last?

    2) Which country makes Panama

    hats?

    3) From which animal do we get cat

    gut?

    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the

    October Revolution?

    5) What is a camel's hair brush made

    of?

    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named

    after what animal?

    7) What was King George VI's first

    name?

    8) What color is a purple

    finch?

    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries

    from?

    10) What is the color of the black box in a

    commercial airplane?



    Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to

    pass.

    Check your answers below ....ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
    2) Which country makes Panama hats?

    Ecuador
    3) From which animal do we get cat

    gut? Sheep and Horses
    4) In which month do

    Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

    5) What is

    a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel

    fur
    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific

    are named after what animal? Dogs
    7) What was King

    George VI's first name? Albert
    8 ) What color is a

    purple finch? Crimson
    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
    10) What is the color of the black box in a

    commercial airplane? Orange (of

    course)

    What do you mean, you failed ?



    Me,

    too!

    (And if you try to tell me you passed, you

    Speak with forked

    tongue ! )




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    Quote Originally Posted by wctriumph View Post
    New Senior's Exam, you only need 4 correct out of

    10 questions to pass .

    1) How long did the Hundred Years'

    War last?

    2) Which country makes Panama

    hats?

    3) From which animal do we get cat

    gut?

    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the

    October Revolution?

    5) What is a camel's hair brush made

    of?

    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named

    after what animal?

    7) What was King George VI's first

    name?

    8) What color is a purple

    finch?

    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries

    from?

    10) What is the color of the black box in a

    commercial airplane?



    Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to

    pass.

    Check your answers below ....ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
    2) Which country makes Panama hats?

    Ecuador
    3) From which animal do we get cat

    gut? Sheep and Horses
    4) In which month do

    Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

    5) What is

    a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel

    fur
    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific

    are named after what animal? Dogs
    7) What was King

    George VI's first name? Albert
    8 ) What color is a

    purple finch? Crimson
    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
    10) What is the color of the black box in a

    commercial airplane? Orange (of

    course)

    What do you mean, you failed ?



    Me,

    too!

    (And if you try to tell me you passed, you

    Speak with forked

    tongue ! )




    I got 2 only: Black Box question and the Russian Revolution. The rest I knew I was doomed.
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