And for something COMPLETELY different....
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And for something COMPLETELY different....
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"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams
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I like that 1 armed guys sense of humor!
"There are no finger prints under water."
So this is a funny joke, but even more remarkable is just how old it is... here's the 1881 version.A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home, and it read as follows: "Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship, The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent for you. Love, Becky" The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky. Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 56 photos in that envelope ... along with this note : "Dear Becky I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me."
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/photo.aspNot long since, a young lady who had been engaged to a fine young man for some time met a richer person and soon put off the old love for the new. She wrote to the old lover requesting him to return her photograph. Here was a chance for revenge, which he took by sending her the following note: "I would gladly comply with your request, but if I do so it will spoil my euchre deck. I have a collection of photographs which I use for playing cards, and I do not wish to break it by giving away the deuce of diamonds."
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Angora Rabbit
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Aye-aye
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Blobfish
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Komondor Dog
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Pink Fairy Armadillo
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Proboscis Monkey
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Pygmy Marmoset
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Star-nosed Mole
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Sun Bear
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Tapir
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Yeti Crab
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Left-Winged Dingbat
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Those are some rather creepy critters... that last one makes me sick to my stomach.
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Good one BigBear, got me at the end
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