"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
Graduated cylinder? There is some chemistry joke here, but I never took chemistry so I can't figure it out.
"There are no finger prints under water."
Guess it's supposed to emulate the cap/hat the graduates wear during graduation programs. Other than that, I don't have a clue either.
Rich
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"When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law." -Frederic Bastiat
"I am a conservative. Quite possibly I am on the losing side; often I think so. Yet, out of a curious perversity I had rather lose with Socrates, let us say, than win with Lenin."
― Russell Kirk, Author of The Conservative Mind
Graduated cylinder took me a minute. But I laughed.
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Haw haw haw?..