I'm pretty sure those that really want these NEED wrist support the most.Originally Posted by Circuits
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I'm pretty sure those that really want these NEED wrist support the most.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...
Not really funny, though...
Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
Edit: Added the rest.
Last edited by RblDiver; 10-28-2016 at 11:46.
I don't get it
ETA: Or is that actually it?
Last edited by davsel; 10-27-2016 at 12:04.
How'd the cowboy know the brand of all those clothes?
I think the image cut off. Here's the full text:
A cowboy named Bud is overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advances toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses, and a YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, why not?”
The yuppie parks his car and whips out his iPhone, which is connected to a NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra high-resolution photo.
The young man opens the photo in Adobe Photoshop, then exports the photo to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.
Within seconds, he receives the data through the phone.
Finally, he prints out a full color, 150 page report and turns to the cowboy and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then Bud says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”
The young man thinks about it for a second, then says, “Okay, why not?”
“You’re a congressman for the U.S. government,” Bud answers.
“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie. “But how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required,” answers the cowboy. “You showed up here even though nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked.
“You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are. You don’t know a thing about how working people make a living — or about cows for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.
“Now give me back my dog!”
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Urban variety perhaps.
More likely the elusive Rhinestone.
Last edited by davsel; 10-27-2016 at 12:41.
Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
If you don't stand behind our Troops 100%
Please stand in front of them.
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Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
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