Close
Page 351 of 2184 FirstFirst ... 2513013413463473483493503513523533543553563614014518511351 ... LastLast
Results 3,501 to 3,510 of 21835

Thread: Funny pictures

  1. #3501
    Sig Fantastic Ronin13's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Arvada, CO
    Posts
    10,268

    Default


    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

  2. #3502
    Gives a sh!t; pretends he doesn't HoneyBadger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    C-Springs again! :)
    Posts
    14,803
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge View Post
    Oh, my bad. Can't keep track of all the nicknames for drugs...

    After watching your video, I was linked to this:
    My Feedback

    "When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law." -Frederic Bastiat

    "I am a conservative. Quite possibly I am on the losing side; often I think so. Yet, out of a curious perversity I had rather lose with Socrates, let us say, than win with Lenin."
    ― Russell Kirk, Author of The Conservative Mind

  3. #3503
    Big Panda CHA-LEE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Parker, CO
    Posts
    803

    Default

    I remember reading a news story about the crazy diet of competition swimmers last year and they were saying that a bunch of calories are burned simply by the body heat loss while in the water. This totally makes sense if you think about it. If you are training daily and in the pool most of the day your body is continually battling the lost of heat due to being in water that is colder than your body temp. Not to mention that swimming aggressively is a pretty hard core full body work out.

    If your body is burning that many calories training I don't think their poo would be any bigger/more than a normal persons diet. It actually wouldn't surprise me if they actually pooed less than the average person. You poo the extra food that your body can't use or can't digest.

    The only thing I wonder is why they don't have eating competitions held side by side with swimming competitions. Phelps could probably pull in a few more Gold medals if they had an eating contest.

  4. #3504
    Witness Protection Reject rondog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Parker, CO
    Posts
    8,285
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by JoeT View Post
    he must shit like a race horse
    I was trying to be nice, but I bet when people see him heading for the pool ladder they get the hell out of his way.....

  5. #3505
    Machine Gunner ronaldrwl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Tyler, TX
    Posts
    1,693

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Fentonite View Post
    Find a bible and look it up... Awesome!

    Dam you Fentonite.
    Encase you needed to look it up like I did:
    "Psalms 109:8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office."
    http://www.denverresearch.com/Charger/Badge%20Sml.jpgGrandpa's Sheriff Badge, Littleton 1920's

  6. #3506
    Machine Gunner ronaldrwl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Tyler, TX
    Posts
    1,693

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge View Post
    I'll be glad when the week after the election comes so everyone can shut the hell up about politics.
    Hmm, then we can spend more time planning for economic meltdown.
    http://www.denverresearch.com/Charger/Badge%20Sml.jpgGrandpa's Sheriff Badge, Littleton 1920's

  7. #3507
    Master of the Metallic Element Tinelement's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Broomfield
    Posts
    3,463

    Default


  8. #3508
    DSB, Monky, & Spyder's Main Squeeze patrick0685's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Johnson City, TN
    Posts
    6,567

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Tinelement View Post
    triggerhappy where did they get a picture of your holster
    My Feedback

    "I don't listen to the women I do know, why would I listen to some crazy bitch from the ocean?" ~ Spyder

  9. #3509
    A FUN TITLE asmo's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    Douglas County (Parker)
    Posts
    3,446

    Default

    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
    -- Ayn Rand, Anthem (Chapter 11)

  10. #3510
    Gong Shooter
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Location
    Aurora
    Posts
    475

    Default

    Just call it what it is with Phelps, everyone.

    He really eats that insane amount of food because of all the pot he smokes.

    Major munchies.

    He had to figure out a way to throw the scent off the weed trail.

    Swimmers "burn a lot of calories" and the chlorine smell masks the skunk.

    OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!

    Whenever my wife asks me why I never wear pants around the house I simply remind her:

    "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” - Winston Churchill

    The truth wears NO pants!

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •