We are looking at the purchase of a gun safe. As we lost our gun-like objects in a dreadful Zepplin mishap, we simply have sticks that are the size and shape of firearms now- they’re just as dangerous, right? We’d like to corral all of ur sticks somehow, and contain them.


I have many n00b questions about gun safes, so please bear with me.

Is it best to keep all gun-shaped sticks together in one area?
All gun safes are not created equal, and the cats show no inclination of being able to best childproof locks we’ve placed on the cupboards. With no little humans in the house, is there a safe brand that is more desirable than the other? Some of them are really expensive! Yikes.
Is it better to have a fairly large gun safe to contain all of our fancy sticks, or should we have two or more safes for the variety we have? We have both long sticks and ‘L’ shaped sticks.
Is there a prime place to keep a gun safe? The basement floor is solid, as is the garage floor. The spousal unit thinks we should bolt it to the floor. Is that recommended?
What other information should I be asking about, and what else do I need to know about gun safes? I’d appreciate any and all information and guidance you’re willing to share. Thanks in advance!