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[gnihcraes]

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Bike to work day today. Can't these people in 100's of dollars of bike apparel and expensive bikes actually find a drop of oil to put on their ride to stop the Squeak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickityI know they sell WD40 and some engine oil at most grocery stores, really people? A couple of bucks and a drop of oil on the chain and gears to stop the squeaks! Your TREK and Motobécane sound like a real piece of SH*T! My $400 schwinn glides along like it's on air. It's pretty simple, I just can't figure why these people can't perform a simple task. I guess paying a bike shop $100 to lube and tune is too much, it's easier to buy another Trek. Makes me wonder what their Subaru or Volvo or BMW sound like going down the road...

/rant.

[<MADDOG>]

Forgive me I if seem an ass G; but really?

I give that rant a .5 out of 10.

[Bailey Guns]

I initially gave it a "1". But then I deducted .75 because he just copied/pasted all the "sQuEaK clikity" text to the second paragraph. That's just lazy and I can't abide lazy in a rant.

Final score is .25.

[Great-Kazoo]

TL DR

[Graves]

What you just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber...for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


ETA: For the umpteenth time in this sub-forum alone...WD40 ISN'T A GAWDAMN LUBRICANT!!!

[ZERO THEORY]

Listen to more aggressive music and turn the volume up. Problem solved.

[tmleadr03]

What you just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber...for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


ETA: For the umpteenth time in this sub-forum alone...WD40 ISN'T A GAWDAMN LUBRICANT!!!

Says right on their website that it lubricates. Perhaps you should spray some on the panties that seem to be wedged a little tight?

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Says right on their website that it lubricates. Perhaps you should spray some on the panties that seem to be wedged a little tight?

For the win.

/thread

[cofi]

I usually can't hear the bicycles as I'm wizzing around them screaming obscenities

[TRnCO]

by golly, I think I may have just discovered the good of having Tinnitus. Can't hear the squeak that you speak of. Of course, I'm not in an area where I even see anyone on a bicycle, but still.