Adventures at PP

[KestrelBike]

I try to be responsible with my health and the health of those I directly affect, so I'm getting myself tested for STDs. No symptoms, and I got out of my last relationship awhile ago and got nothing lined up now, but it's nice to know you're healthy, right? Because I move around so much and typically don't need the services of a doctor, I don't have a GP and planned parenthood is the cheapest, most convenient method of getting tested.

Anyways, this place is a liberal twilight zone. They demanded I put down my social security number (I didn't have to do this the last time I went back in CO) and when I put that I was a student and unemployed, the lady was absolutely f'ing floored and didn't understand that I have my own savings and that I support myself without loans, and that I don't have unemployment, Medicaid, or some other form of welfare. And that I have private insurance, to boot. She tried to demand that I put down the amount of savings I have in my bank account and I about exploded. Some other lady came to her rescue and said that I can just write "refuse" under the income amount. The first lady hates my white ass.

Oh, and of course they have Steve Harvey blaring on the television. Haha, some audience member asked him "a report recently came out that only 7% of the country know who the first 4 presidents were: do you?" He came up with Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, and his high school class president (the last two were tongue in cheek). The audience laughed at this most excellent ribaldry!

eta: I also had to unclip and stuff the mini-griptillian into my pocket so I don't get kicked out for a prohibited weapon. It's for my safety!

[Ridge]

What the the fuck is PP?

You went to Planned Parenthood?

[Great-Kazoo]

What the the fuck is PP?

You went to Planned Parenthood?

Penil Pumps Inc. A do it yourself for those who pump iron.

[bellavite1]

Dude, you walked into that wasteland of sl**s and f*****ts if you did not have a social disease you sure do now just by breathing the same air...

[KestrelBike]

Dude, you walked into that wasteland of sl**s and f*****ts if you did not have a social disease you sure do now just by breathing the same air...

This one was pretty clean. The place in Denver had terribly stained carpets, and smelled of urine and vomit. Really strongly. Wait, am I evil now for having gone to planned parenthood? I thought Ridge would be all on board. Where did I go wrong???????

[kawiracer14]

This one was pretty clean. The place in Denver had terribly stained carpets, and smelled of urine and vomit. Really strongly. Wait, am I evil now for having gone to planned parenthood? I thought Ridge would be all on board. Where did I go wrong???????

You have private insurance and you went to Planned Parenthood? Is this some sort of social experiment?

[hatidua]

You have private insurance and you went to Planned Parenthood?

-stop trying to further confuse an already confusing story!

[Ridge]

Wait, am I evil now for having gone to planned parenthood? I thought Ridge would be all on board. Where did I go wrong???????

I'm not sure what you're trying to imply. I never questioned or chastised you for it. I was asking for clarification. But, more power to you. You have every right to get an abortion and a fist full of free condoms.

[boomerhc9]

I'm not sure what you're trying to imply. I never questioned or chastised you for it. I was asking for clarification. But, more power to you. You have every right to get an abortion and a fist full of free condoms.

So you're saying all this time I've been buying condoms, I could have gotten them for free. If I was paying for hussies too, I wouldn't be able to afford my shooting habit.

[Great-Kazoo]

So you're saying all this time I've been buying condoms, I could have gotten them for free. If I was paying for hussies too, I wouldn't be able to afford my shooting habit.

PP and the local AIDS groups, offer them up no charge.