Adventures at PP

[Great-Kazoo]

I bet the girls you meet in there have 100% chance of being the kind of girl that "puts out".
You are a dude right?

Peace of mind knowing they are current / up to date on testing.

Years ago this lady shows up at a party, up wyo way. Decent looker, usual hugs n tugs for a few guys. Making the rounds, she gets popped trying to steal someones car keys off the frige Two locals bounce her down the alley. Turns out her purse was left behind. Home owner rifles through it, Out comes the local Health Clinic blood test of hers. ACROSS the heading is stamped CAUTION: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. Few guys missed the bullet >< by this much.

[ZERO THEORY]

Give blood, they will test you for STDs for free.

Life hacks.

[Sharpienads]

Ugh, I don't think you could pay me enough to step foot inside PP.

[Ridge]

Wait, am I evil now for having gone to planned parenthood? I thought Ridge would be all on board. Where did I go wrong???????

I'm not sure what you're trying to imply. I never questioned or chastised you for it. I was asking for clarification. But, more power to you. You have every right to get an abortion and a fist full of free condoms.

[boomerhc9]

I'm not sure what you're trying to imply. I never questioned or chastised you for it. I was asking for clarification. But, more power to you. You have every right to get an abortion and a fist full of free condoms.

So you're saying all this time I've been buying condoms, I could have gotten them for free. If I was paying for hussies too, I wouldn't be able to afford my shooting habit.

[Bailey Guns]

Ugh, I don't think you could pay me enough to step foot inside PP.

No kidding. There just aren't enough showers to make me feel clean enough afterwards.

[Great-Kazoo]

So you're saying all this time I've been buying condoms, I could have gotten them for free. If I was paying for hussies too, I wouldn't be able to afford my shooting habit.

PP and the local AIDS groups, offer them up no charge.

[sniper7]

I bet you caught something there